The ‘I’m Not a Hipster Update’ is Not Ironically Named


If you find that you have to say you’re not a hipster, you’re a hipster. Rockstar caters to the skinny jeans and fake glasses crowd with its latest update for GTA Online, the “I’m Not a Hipster Update.” Just be casual about it, it’s not cool if you try.

In the pack you’ll get tons of clothing, cars, and other customization options, none of it too mainstream.

New cars range from the vintage GlendaleWarrenerBlade, and Rhapsody, the eco-conscious Panto microcar, ” massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta,” which I guess you can drive ironically.

GTA I'm Not a Hipster Dubsta

There are also vintage weapons, including the vintage cavalry dagger and antique pistol, for when having reliable modern weapons isn’t unique enough for you.

The pack also adds 12 new jobs. You can take part in an occupy Wall Street type protest, skipping straight to the inevitable clash with police in Legion Square Survival, or hang out at the beach in Beach Odyssey. And now the hipster thing is getting stretched pretty thin, so I’m over it just like I’m over Mumford and Sons.

The update also includes a lot of general improvements to GTA Online, including bringing 10 more vehicles from the regular game into play, adding new gold paint colors and pure black window tint, adding new celebrations, and bug fixes.

Rockstar will be celebrating the update with an “I’m Not a Hipster” event weekend this Friday through Sunday, with bonuses that they plan to announce soon.

[Source: Rockstar Newswire]

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